AVOID: Claudio’s and Claudio’s Clam Bar.
You can’t miss this Greenport staple – it’s made up of three restaurants encompassing two docks. It’s very historic, but sadly in no way is the food worth the crazy prices. That said, definitely check out the Clam Bar to watch grown adults in white pants get trashed listening to live band Jimmy Buffett covers, and nearly bite it getting back into their boats. Or, ideally, get a drink and clam strips at the snack bar on the next-door pier – Crabby Jerry’s – and watch the show unfold across the water, without having to be a part of it. Update Summer 2018: Now under new management, who’ve freshened it up with a new paint job and chairs. Jury’s still out.